He's got wheels

The Luckiest Guy on the Lower East Side

Magnetic Fields

Andy would bicycle across town 

In the rain to bring you candy 

And John would buy the gown 

For you to wear to the prom 

With Tom the astronomer 

Who'd name a star for you

But I'm the luckiest guy on the Lower East Side 

Because I've got wheels and you want to go for a ride

Harry is the one I think you'll marry 

But it's Chris that you kissed after school 

I'm a fool, there's no doubt 

But when the sun comes out 

And only when the sun comes out . . . 

The day is beautiful and so are you 

My car is ugly but then I'm ugly too 

I know you'd never give me a second glance 

But when the weather's nice 

All the other guys don't stand a chance 

I know Professor Blumen makes you feel like a woman 

But when the wind is in your hair 

You laugh like a little girl 

So you share secrets with Lou 

But we've got secrets too 

Well, one: I only keep this heap for you 

Because I'm the ugliest guy on the Lower East Side 

But I've got wheels and you want to go for a ride

Want to go for a ride?